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Honest thoughts on Jesus's Chicken, Zaxby’s, Church’s chicken. John reveals where he lives.
Have you ever licked the plate after you were done eating? This episode dives into the disgusting food habits that you hide from your chick.
John asks which restaurant Matt would resurrect if he could, also, they discuss lying to fast food workers to not look like a fatty at the counter.
The debate of the century: What is the best breakfast restaurant? Contenders are Waffle House, Denny’s, IHOP, or Perkins.
The debate gets real - is Kansas City a better city than St. Louis? Major League Baseball is back, and Matt has strong opinions about the Chicago White Sox and the St. Louis Cardinals. Denny’s is Americana.
John & Matt share their upset picks for March Madness, while Matt announces his prediction for the American League Central in the MLB. Matt also shares his requirements for sponsorship.
Matt wonders if he is dating the female version of Kanye West.
Politicians like Tulsi Gabbard, Madison Cawthorn, Donald Trump, and commentators like Candace Owens & Tucker Carlson are truly becoming enemies of the state in their support of Russia.
Republican Madison Cawthorn caught breaking the law again. Voters in North Carolina should start the chant of “LOCK HIM UP!”.
Rep. Van Taylor announced that he wasn’t seeking re-election because he had an affair with an ISIS Bride. Also discussed - John thinks Van Halen is one of the greatest rock bands of all-time.
We would attack democrats if they did or said anything, but right now Republicans are writing the jokes for themselves, and deserve to be heckled.
Bonus episode:: Matt talks about sending McDonald’s to Putin.
In this bonus episode, Matt shares his dislike for electric cars, & giving his date Covid-19, & John talks about gas prices.
Matt talks about taking the Chick to a redneck bar to play darts.
Matt tries to offer John some useless help for his flooding issue in his backyard.
John surprises Matt with his Alex Jones impression, and makes a sales pitch for MyPillow, the Lizard People, and special weather report from the king of InfoWars. We also discuss the sex-trafficking ring that is apparently exclusive to democrats.
Part 2: The guys debate the latest Spider-Man move, as Matt compares all Marvel fans to being simps for mainstream culture. Also, in this extended episode, the question is asked “do all Marvel fans do the ninja kicks during the …
The guys debate the latest Spider-Man move, as Matt compares all Marvel fans to being simps for mainstream culture. Also, in this extended episode, the question is asked “do all Marvel fans do the ninja kicks during the movie or …
The guys welcome the island of Barbados to their listening audience, & wonder if they can move there in a nuclear attack.
If Putin nuked America he would lose his two biggest supporters in the world, also, in this episode Lindsey Graham says what is on most Americans mind, and who should be cancelled next Don Lemon or Joe Scarborough?
In this short clip, John offers some relationship advice to Matt.
The guys discuss how we are suppose to be afraid of Putin, as he forgets to put fuel in the tanks.
In this short clip, John & Matt discuss the latest guidelines to handle a nuclear attack. Follow us @TheWrants